First of all, Stu is a great golfer. He hits a golf ball like R-Kelly hits 14 year olds. Stu is all about finesse, his touch is only surpassed by the likes of Phil Mickelson, Tigger Woods, and Mike Tyson.

One sunny afternoon, at the Brute golf course in Lake Geneva Wisconsin, Stu was feeling it and on his way to the best round of golf he has ever had.... Stu was dropping putts from 30 40 even 50 feet. Stu's tee shots sounded like canons, and his irons like lasers.

The tension mounted as we approached the 18th hole, knowing he only needed par to surpass his all time low score. The day was quickly turning to night, the wind howling, and thunder clouds loomed on the horizon. His 18th tee shot bested all others of the day, leaving him a short 8 iron to a tough pin. As we approached Stu's ball you could actually see his nerves fucking with him. He said "Boz, I am going to fuck this up, that pin is bull shit. Who would put it that close to that bullshit ridge in the green?" Boz said "Just hit the fucking ball dude, you suck anyway." Stu hit the ball 20 feet from the pin and two putted for his best round ever... He scored a 115. Good job Stu... We can't all be good at golf.