This is a real description of my experience at the San Diego Golf Academy.

I attended the SDGA in the year of 2000. Moving here from Wisconsin, I was expecting to have more fun than was allowed by law. Dreams of playing professional golf were dancing around in my head, as were visions of super hot San Diego girls.

What I soon realized was that the only thing hot about the SDGA was the weather. You see, the SDGA was not in the "San Diego" I was dreaming of. The SDGA is in Vista California. Vista is not the place for young beautiful golden brown surfer girls, it is a place for military, and families. God bless both of these groups of people. Just not what I was looking for. You see, all of the literature the SDGA sent me said "San Diego" as the address. I will continue my description later.